Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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