Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
