This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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