That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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