OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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