I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
