i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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