absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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