I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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