Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Do vagina's smell?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize