Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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