she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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