Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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