so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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