he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Farmville is her only friend.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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