i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
