i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize