Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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