i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
