This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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