she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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