i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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