I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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