isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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