Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
