Plan B is the new Plan A
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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