from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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