ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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