what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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