Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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