i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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