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(330): View more from Ohio

I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night

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(740): View more from Ohio

no more hot dogs for you........

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fine no more vajj for you

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(718): View more from New York

They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule

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(540): View more from Virginia

birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex

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I'm on my period, period, period

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(513): View more from Ohio

i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics

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(404): View more from Georgia

Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."

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(347): View more from New York

My day in three words: secret purse cake

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(951): View more from California

She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.

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