awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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