I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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