remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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