He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
