I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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