I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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