I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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