He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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