So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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