I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
My dick has a subreddit
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