so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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