so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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