Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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