yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
soo... how was my night?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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