idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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