Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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