It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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