i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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