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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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