my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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