WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
