I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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