and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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