I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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