69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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