Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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