Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm too high and old for this...
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm bleeding and have questions
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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