i permit you to call me
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm just crazy horny about you
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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