So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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