Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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