I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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