it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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