hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have demons in me.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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