okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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